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Niigaki Risa's Happy Winter Divorce

January 13, 2018

 Note: Hello, everyone! I took a break from translating while I was studying in Japan for the past few months, but now I'm back, and after seeing the girls live in concert in Japan many (many) times, I love Hello! Project more than ever. Now that I'm not traipsing around the motherland, Morning Matome will be updated regularly again. Happy New Year, friends! 明けましておめでとうございます!


Sad to hear that my kamioshi's going through a rough time, but honestly, she seemed more badass and full of energy at the Countdown live than ever... not to mention her new haircut is looking EXTREMELY hot. Our girl's making a good, healthy decision for her future. She'll be fine!


Now let's move on to the wota jokes, shall we? ;)



Note: This thread is almost entirely puns on the lyrics to the Morning Musume song "Happy Summer Wedding."


1: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/

Isshoukenmei gaman shimashita~ DIVORCE!


(Translation: I did my best to persevere~ DIVORCE!)


3: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/



4: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/

Tousan, kaasan, arigatou

Kaishou nai yatsu to wakareta no desu


(Translation: Dad, Mom, thank you

I broke up with a good-for-nothing guy)


       13: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/


       Yatta ne!


       (Translation: I did it!)


5: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/

Nandonaku kujikesouna himo ne

Yume ga wakaranakunata toki mo


(Translation: How many times did the useless guy get crushed,

And lose sight of his dreams?)


>>Original lyrics' 日も [hi mo, meaning days] changed to ヒモ [himo, meaning useless guy].


6: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/

Inu ga tarinai nante amaetari

Komarasete bakari datta kedo~


(Translation: Acting spoiled and saying stuff like, "We don't have enough dogs"

But all I did was worry you~)


7: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/

Aaー tousan kaasan

Aaー kansha shitemasu

Aaー takusan shinpai

Aaー kakete gomen ne~


(Translation: Ahー Dad, Mom

Ahー I'm grateful

Ahー Sorry for

Ahー Causing you so much worry~)


8: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/

Shoukai shimasu. Urenai butai yakusha no Kotani-san.


(Translation: I'll introduce you. This is Kotani-san, a B-list actor.)


9: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/

Denwa ya meeru janandakara

Chokusetsu inu no kao mite tsutaetai desu.


(Translation: I don't want to call or text you.

I want to say it right to the dog's face.)


10: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/

Se wa maa takai hou dakedo kaishou nai hito.

Otousan to issho de doubutsu gyakutai ga shumi na no.


(Translation: He's on the taller side, but he's a good-for-nothing chump.

His hobby is animal abuse -- just like you, Dad.)


11: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/

Datte, otousan ga "Inu kirai no hito ni wa warui hito wa inai" tte itteta shi

Nee, otousan?


(Translation: After all, you did say "Anyone who hates dogs can't be a bad guy!"

Right, Dad?)


12: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/

Isshoukenmei chikaimasu~



(Translation: I swear with all my might...

I'll remarry!)


14: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/

Isshoukenmei ryourishimashita~




(Translation: I tried my best to cook for him~


It was bad)


15: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/

Aaー mamagoto musume

Aaー kore kara wa ×1


(Translation: Ah Now there's one less

AhMusume playing house)


16: 名無し募集中。。。@\(^o^)/

Isshoukenmei kodzukurishimashita~


Sankyuu (narazu)


(Translation: I tried my best to conceive children~


Maternity leave [I didn't get])


>>Original lyrics' サンキュウ [sankyuu, meaning thank you] changed to 産休 [sankyuu, meaning maternity leave].


18: 名無し募集中。。@\(^o^)/

Morning Musume '18 new single

"Happy Winter Divorce, feat. Yaguchi Mari & Niigaki Risa / Happy Summer Wedding (updated)"






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